Notes From The Flip Side: 11.28.1999
The site is born. Send congratulations cards to me. Listen to Down By Law, Mission of Burma, Naked Raygun and Pegboy albums. [This progress update was brought to you by "All Scratched Up," "Fly the Flag," "Last of the Sharpshooters," "Mission of Burma," "Jettison," "Understand?" and "Strong Reaction."]
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